Male Chastity Belts, Anti-Rape Underwear and Animal Masturbation

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The new anti-rape underwear with cut resistant fabric and locks on the waist and legs.

Humans put a lot of effort into keeping hands off of their sensitive bits. The news lately has been saturated with coverage of new anti-rape underwear –  boy shorts for women with cut-resistant fabric and locks on the waist and legs. This is the latest version of a very old tradition, dating back to Ancient Egypt, the crusades (maybe, this one may be a myth), ancient China and Rome. Women wore the devices to show preserve their chastity, indicate they were owned by a slave master, or to pledge their fidelity to a lover or husband. Sometimes it was more about anti-theft of product. Prostitutes in Rome wore chastity belts only removed once the customer paid.

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Now men can get in on the chastity belt action. Devices are being sold that encase the penis in a plastic shell and prevent the man from self-pleasure. It seems to be more of a sex toy (the woman has the key) than a tool for overzealous parents of teenage boys (the original use). Hilariously, the plastic sheaths feature plastic locks to prevent any awkward encounters at the airport metal detector. I can’t help but wonder what incident led to that adjustment…. For the fashion conscious, the male chastity belts come in a new designer collection with chrome, wood and camouflage finishes.

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While humans are busy trying to lock it down, animals are masturbating openly. The furry-palmed critters include penguins, porcupines, walruses, horses, squirrels and dolphins – including this one caught on videotape masturbating with a beheaded fish. Scientists theorize animals masturbate in order to clear out the ducts in order to keep their sperm fresh and competitive and/or to protect against sexually transmitted diseases. Though it appears this particular dolphin was just one sick, sick puppy.

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The Scold’s Bridle – used to punish gossipy women in the Middle Ages.

Side note: While chastity belts may not have actually been used in the Middle Ages, they DID have this thing called  a “brank” or the “Scold’s Bridle“. It was an iron cage with a tongue depressor that locked around the head. It was used on gossips and nags who had to wear the contraption in public as evidence of their wrongdoing.

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2 thoughts on “Male Chastity Belts, Anti-Rape Underwear and Animal Masturbation

  1. Anti-rape underwear?! I’ve heard about a lot of new things, but this one takes the cake as being the most unexpected new product of the year. Although it’s actually pretty cute looking underwear that I might try. Now this whole male chastity cock trap. Do what?! Again, an odd new invention. I was reading an article about it https://www.slixa.com/late-night/451-male-chastity-and-orgasm-control-the that claims that it enhances sexual stimulation, arousal and eroticism. However every man I’ve mentioned it to cringes. I’m more inclined to agree with nature; masturbation is a good thing for all of the animalistic reasons you mention (well, not the humping a beheaded fish head part, but you know what I mean, lol).

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