Average Mens’ Bodies Around the World

National avatars

Avatars representing average male body types from America (far left), Japan, the Netherlands, and France.

Avatars were created of four men using averages from the Body Measurement Project. The four nationalities represented by the four avatars are American, Japan, Netherlands and France.

Takeaways:

  • Netherlands have the hottest, tallest, most fit average man.

    USA-Netherlands-Side-Captions

    The average American compared to the average man from the Netherlands. Ladies, time to move to the Netherlands?!

  • Americans were much hotter (thinner & taller) 50 years ago.
  • Americans are stunting our own growth with too much crap which produces too much growth hormone too early in our lives, causing us to stop growing earlier than we should. Crap.
  • People look better from their right. Note for your online dating profiles.
  • Japanese live longer and healthier than everyone else. The American avatar looks like a pink hippo next to the Japanese avatar.
  • The French are getting fatter thanks to their adoption of American habits such as eating anytime. Serves them right for inventing French Fries (I have no idea if that accusation is true).

    Americans are getting shorter thanks to poor lifestyle choices and too much crappy food. We are literally shrinking.

    Americans are getting shorter thanks to poor lifestyle choices and too much crappy food. We are literally shrinking.

Full article here.

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