Hot Sex – Termite Style

Ever wanted to get your groove on using the red-hot sex techniques of everyone’s favorite wood munching bugs? Yeah you do. Some of the top tips:

  • Be the boss and use your pincers to drag your mate into a nitrogen-rich log
  • Get your partner all hot and bothered by producing pheromones from the glands on the underside of your abdomen, preferably after a rain.
  • Create a romantic, sensual mood by building a mound from plant matter, soil, saliva and feces.

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    Termites, aka Nature’s Love Gurus

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